EGGS AND BACON

Robbie Williams - Let Me Entertain You (PARODY)

Life's too short for you to diet

Food tastes better when you fry it

Fish n chips and onion rings with beer

KFC and Burger King

Get'em drive through or dine in yeah

Fifty cents to upsize me, cheers

So c'mon cook me eggs and bacon (x2)

Robbie Williams 'Take That'!

Jo is the girl at the BP Express

She fries the Courden Bleu

Yeah she fries them the best

And I'm 24

She must be 55

She scares me out the door with her bedroom eyes

And Mullet

So c'mon cook me eggs and bacon (x2)

If you got Swine Flu come out of Quaranteen

Sing'in cook me eggs and bacon

So c'mon cook me eggs and bacon

Scream

I'm not afraid of heart disease

I'm not afraid of being obese

Give me type two diabeties please

So c'mon cook me eggs and bacon (x2)

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon c'mon (x2)

Cook me Eggs and Bacon Please

One last time

Cook Me!

Eggs and!

Bacon!