Parody of "Let Me Entertain Me" as performed by Robbie Williams, words by Thomas Coffey
Life's too short for you to diet
Food tastes better when you fry it
Fish n chips and onion rings with beer
KFC and Burger King
Get'em drive through or dine in yeah
Fifty cents to upsize me, cheers
So c'mon cook me eggs and bacon (x2)
Robbie Williams 'Take That'!
Jo is the girl at the BP Express
She fries the Courden Bleu
Yeah she fries them the best
And I'm 24
She must be 55
She scares me out the door with her bedroom eyes
And Mullet
So c'mon cook me eggs and bacon (x2)
If you got Swine Flu come out of Quaranteen
Sing'in cook me eggs and bacon
So c'mon cook me eggs and bacon
Scream
I'm not afraid of heart disease
I'm not afraid of being obese
Give me type two diabeties please
So c'mon cook me eggs and bacon (x2)
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon c'mon (x2)
Cook me Eggs and Bacon Please
One last time
Cook Me!
Eggs and!
Bacon!
